The lipstick and fake eyelashes are her secret weapons. According to leading clip art kinesiologists, it makes her more aerodynamic. I just wanted an excuse to use the word kinesiologist. Kinesiologist.
I don’t typically make New Year’s resolutions but I thought I could at least help those of you that do with some motivating clip art. You may also enjoy: Oh Baby, Here Comes 2013 He’s Just Not That Into … Continue reading
I don’t want to be a soldier, mama. But I’ll play one in a video game.
I’m not sure if I’m more confused by the size of the cornucopia or the fact that this person’s head is detached from its body. You may also like: Cornucopia of Clip Art
I sound my barbaric yawn over the Hamburger Helper hands of the world (My apologies, Mr. Whitman. I couldn’t help myself.)
Either there are some extra pieces to this puzzle, or he has a strangely-shaped hairstyle.
People love to make fun of clip art. In fact, one person has devoted a blog to making fun of clip art. (Ever heard of it?) One thing that I do appreciate is that many gender neutral people and couples … Continue reading
Cozy up with your family in a money blanket. But I’d make sure to wash that thing first.
A few weeks ago, my friend over at Not Your Mama’s Ankylosing Spondylitis Blog challenged my clip art sleuthing abilities. Or rather thought it would be cool if I could find clip art to illustrate her eye problem. For the … Continue reading
Happy Independence Day! I hope your fireworks don’t have feet! (Or better yet, I hope you don’t have fireworks. I detest fireworks. In the hands of professionals that know how to handle explosives and spend $200,000+ of a city budget, … Continue reading